Do you need to visit the vastness of the OUTSIDE?
Do you have concerns about SKY MADNESS?
Would you like to keep your eyesight and NOT GO BLIND?
Then you need DOCTOR GOTRAYNE'S GLARE-X GOGGLES! Doctor Gotrayne's Glare-X Goggles are guaranteed to PREVENT SKY BLINDNESS and SKY MADNESS, or your money back!
Everyone knows about the debilitating effects of the daytime sky. Even tribes of mutants and savages don't go out in the daytime without protective eyewear! But YOU will be showing the style of a CIVILIZED PERSON when you sport a pair of Doctor Gotrayne's amazing pieces of FUNCTIONAL and FASHIONABLE eye-protectors!
Come in to one of the good Doctor's convenient locations today to see our VAST SELECTION of EXTREMELY HIGH QUALITY Goggles, as well as Spectacles, Monocles, and other eyewear for Men, Women, and Children!
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